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What: Leave any comment and I'll put your name in the following list with a quote, of my choosing, taken from a random post of yours. If you happen to not have any BBS posts then I guess I'll just make one up.

When: As soon as I see your comment I'll start searching for a quote from your posts.

Who: Anybody that leaves a comment.

Where: Right here on my userpage, dumbass.

Why: I have no idea. Maybe it will be funny or something.

How: Magic.

BBS Quote List
Jedi-Master- "Southerners stink even after taking a shower!"
Cootie- "Canadians will be the end of all of us."
Pride- "Who needs untold riches when you have an xbox."
Mason- "I own a few firearms and about a dozen knives, none of those flea market POS's either. But my favorite weapon is: My Cock."
zachdamacman- "Three words: Tits and vag. Wouldn't give that up for the world."
Dubbi- "Well, if you want to be really cool and stylish, wear a Hawaiian shirt."
ArmouredGRIFFON- "Machines are still more productive then retarded babies."
Prodigy- "If you write my name on a card I will cum all over myself."
Sawdust- "1 in 2 smokers will die, 1 in 1 people will die, half of smokers are immortal, i may start smoking."
razorbladesigh- "If you like peanuts, you're gonna love my nuts."
SteelChair- "I staple tape worms on my penis."
AlphaCentauri- "I picture all the times I'd take a shit and not wash my hands go stick my fingers in the play-doh that other kids ate."
Stretchysumo- "If there's one thing Newgrounds loves to do, it's argue about dicks."
Retrospective- "My dick. It gets in the way of everyone."
DrakeAndJosh- "I thought women had no vaginas, like it was a flat smooth surface, I heard it had a hole and I was like no way wtf."
The SnakeSkull- "Bans are good for a NGers health. It encourages them to move."
daethdrain- "I can sleep but instead I post on bbs. Newgrounds > my health."
Rivergrey- "I've got a total lady boner right now."
ClockworkSpaceIsGay- "Mountain Dew shouldn't even be considered a soda considering it sucks so fucking bad."
Hybrid-Of-Souls- "Lozenges are godly."
The-Great-One- "WHOO! I got the best shop and all I did was use MS PAINT!"
WeHaveFreshCookies- "Kilts are comfortable as FUCK. I wear one for weddings and funerals and whatnot, and believe me. A pair of trousers cannot compete. So much freedom. So little ball sweat."
Bryan- "Basically, my standards are any woman that doesn't give me an STD."
SpiffyMasta- "If you didn't have gravity the poop wouldn't be in the toilet in the first place, neither would the water.. It would probably be stuck to your ass or floating in the air."
Senmetsu- "Don't use soap or shampoo as lube, that can burn."